The boys threw out names like George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson.
Asher made me proud with Rosa Parks, and even elaborated on her story.
Then he says,
"How about Paul Blart?"
"'scuse me? Did you just say Paul Blart?"
"Yeah, Paul Blart, isn't he a famous American who did something I can't remember?"
I am now laughing with my head down on the picnic table, tears forming in my eyes.
"Son, that's from that dumb movie."
"Oh yeah. Shoot."
He had gone to the dollar movie with a friend and saw that little gem of a movie. I guess the name stuck in his head. Maybe he was thinking Paul Revere, or even Paul Bunyon. I don't know, but dang it was hil.ar.i.ous!
*Note: Mall cops are fine Americans. I do believe they can make a difference in the way they serve and protect teeny boppers at local malls all over this country of ours.




